Ever wonder where Bigfoot went?

With the rapid and increasing urbanization of the Pacific Northwest, forest critters are finding fewer and fewer places to hide out, and are also facing increasing pressure from other forest critters more adaptable to humans. Take the Barred Owl / Spotted Owl issue, for one. Or, perhaps more scientifically, one might look into the Bigfoot issue instead--apparently, the big furry hombre has had enough of people in the PNW and is now living on Mars. Personally, I think the Little Mermaid hypothesis is more credible, especially as that would explain both the worst of Kierkegaard and the subsequent train of thought that derailed somewhere before Derrida (though he and his fellows probably thought the train was still moving...).

The point of all this? None whatsoever. I need to get back to work!